Before you wonder why I never leave a message….

by Azreel | August 12th, 2007

I HATE those stupid voicemail message prompts. You know the ones…

Hi, this is Joe. I’m not here, so leave a message.”
….
“At the tone, please begin speaking. When you have finished your message, you may hang up or press one for more options. To send a numeric page, press star.”


“And just a reminder, you can still press one at any time for more options.”




……
..
.
.
“Beeeeep.”

JUST GIMME THE !#$(#$U&!! BEEP ALREADY!

I already know how to use voice mail, it’s NOT new, it’s been around for over a decade, and it was MUCH SIMPLER BACK THEN!!!

You want to know why I don’t leave messages? THIS is why I don’t leave messages. I’d just as soon hang up and send a message via carrier pigeon. It’d take less time you know.

EDIT:

AND THEN! You call me back…

“Hey, someone just called me from this number?”

“Great! Did they leave you a message?”

“Yes, but I didn’t check it yet.”

*insert expletive filled conniption fit here while mashing mute button*

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