I’m at a loss for words here…

by Azreel | May 31st, 2006

from small town misfit and the Free Times police blotter:

Columbia, SC
Cops were called to a car wash on Jaybird Lane to remove a man who was drying his truck while wearing nothing but a fishnet G-string. Cops arrested the man for indecent exposure. When they searched his truck, they found a pistol and a 6-inch rubber penis stuffed inside a sock.

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