Boeing Aerospace Customer Satisfaction Survey

by Azreel | May 1st, 2014

Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase

Thank you for purchasing a Boeing military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1. _Mr. _Mrs. _Ms. _Miss _Lt. _Gen. _Comrade _Classified _Other

First Name____________________Initial____Last
Name_________________________

Latitude________________________Longitude_________ _________________________

Altitude________________________Password, Code Name, Etc.__________________

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?

_F-14 Tomcat _F-15 Eagle _F-16 Falcon _F-119A Stealth _Classified

3. Date of purchase:

Month___________Day___________Year____________

4. Serial Number___________________

5. Please check where this product was purchased:Received as Gift/Aid Package

Catalog Showroom
Sleazy Arms Broker
Mail Order
Discount Store
Government Surplus
Hijacked it using one of our spies
Classified

6. Please check how you became aware of the Boeing product you have just purchased:

Store Display
Heard loud noise, looked up
Espionage
Recommended by friend/relative/ally
Political lobbying by Manufacturer
Was attacked by one
Was bombed by one

7. Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your decision to purchase this Boeing product:Style/Appearance

Kickback/Bribe
Recommended by salesperson
Speed/Maneuverability
Comfort/Convenience
Boeing Reputation
Advanced Weapons Systems
Price/Value
Back-Room Politics
Negative experience opposing one in combat

8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:

Latin America
Iraq
South America
Iraq
Aircraft Carrier
Iraq
Europe
Iraq
Middle East (Esp. Iraq)
Africa
Iraq
Asia/Far East
Iraq
Misc. Third-World Countries
Iraq
Classified
Iraq

9. Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to purchase in the near future:

Product Own/Intend to purchase

ICBM
Killer Satellite
Air-to-Air Missiles
Space Shuttle
Nuclear Weapon
Hydrogen/Neutron Bomb
Light Sabre
X-Wing Fighter
Millenium Falcon
Imperial Star Destroyer
Death Star

10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? Check all
that apply:

Communist/Socialist
Terrorist
Islamic Fundamentalist
Zionist
Nazi
Neutral
Democratic
Dictatorship
Corrupt (Latin American)
Corrupt (Other)
Primitive/Tribal

11. How did you pay for your Boeing product?

Cash
Suitcases of Cocaine
Oil Revenues
Deficit Spending
Personal Check
Credit Card
Ransom Money
Traveller’s Check
Swiss bank account transactions
Counterfeit $100 bills

12. Occupation

Revolutionary
Clerical
Mercenary
Tyrant
Corporate CEO
Dictator
Oil Billionaire
Drug Lord
Defense Minister/General
Retired
Student

13. To help us understand our Customers’ lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:

Activity/Interests

Sabotage
Propaganda/Disinformation
Destabilizing/Overthrow
Bankruptcy
Industrial Espionage
Black Market/Smuggling
Interrogation/Torture
Crushing Rebellions
Military Reconnaissance
Border Disputes
Mutually Assured Destruction
Sex Trade
Golf

Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help Boeing serve you better in the future — as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.

Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:

Boeing Corporation
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
P.O. Box 800
St. Louis, MO 55500

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